MAE*GUN HOLDS HONEST, SCANDALOUS INTERVIEW WITH AUSTRALIAN SUPERSTAR WARREN RODWELL
This guy Rodwell was kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and holds the record for being held hostage longer than anybody else EVER in the whole Australia thing.
mae*gun held hostage in own vacation home
We psychoanalyze MAE*GUN’s hierarchical position in her family unit, and why she gets trashed on all the time.
mistress of the microphone
Rodwell tells M*G to ask him anything. So she does. Dating, Australian snakes, favorite animal to ride… she even gets some Harry Potter shots in there. You wanted the best? You got the best!
“chris brake announced today that Indianapolis has the #1 largest sporting event in the world.”
Much to Warren Rodwell’s barber’s chagrin, the Indianapolis 500 is the largest sporting event in the world.
#1. Sporting event. In the World.
Rodwell’s barber might not believe it, but that doesn’t matter. Indianapolis still holds the title for the #1 Largest-and-therefore-Best Sporting Event in the World. And that happened all live on the Chris Brake Show. Historic.
everyone in america is [blank]
Another great Rodwell-ism: can you guess the race that all Americans turned into when Obama took over the gimmick?
giant swedes to attack tokyo
Rodwell accuses Chris Brake’s people of being really huge.
australia owes warren rodwell a bunch of money
According to some weird Aussie rule, Rodwell is owed a bunch of money. But there’s a weird snag. Listen to learn how YOU can do your part to help Rodwell score a fat stack from the government.
What have you done for Warren Rodwell today?
not normal, this situation
How did Rodwell get a super famous Australian rock ‘n roll mogul to record a song in support of his Free Rodwell movement? Details are still a little foggy, but you can hear it for yourself below.